Feng Xiao

❝ It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for – and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool – for love – for your dreams – for the adventure of being alive. ❝

Birth Name: Feng Xiao.
Alias: Xiao, Fengie
Occupation: Corvus Investigations (hacker)
Birthday: July 04, birthyear unknown.
Sexual orientation: Heteroflexible
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Nationality: Chinese
Height: 179 cm (5′10″)
Blood Type: A
Hometown: Beijing, China.
SNS: @𝚜𝚎𝟽𝚎𝚗
Faceclaim: Lu Han

— strengths!

Efficient – Xiao sees inefficiency not just as a problem in its own right, but as something that pulls time and energy away from all their future goals, an elaborate sabotage consisting of irrationality and laziness. People with this personality type will root out such behavior wherever they go.
Energetic – Rather than finding this process taxing Xiao is energized by it, genuinely enjoying leading their teams forward as they implement their plans and goals.
Self-Confident – Xiao couldn’t do this if he was plagued by self-doubt – they trust their abilities, make known their opinions, and believe in their capacities as leaders.
Strong-Willed – Nor did he give up when the going gets tough – Xiao strives to achieve his goals, but really nothing is quite as satisfying to him as rising to the challenge of each obstacle in their run to the finish line.
Strategic Thinkers – exemplify the difference between moment-to-moment crisis management and navigating the challenges and steps of a bigger plan, and is known for examining every angle of a problem and not just resolving momentary issues, but moving the whole project forward with their solutions.
Charismatic and Inspiring – These qualities combine to create individuals who are able to inspire and invigorate others, who people actually want to be their leaders, and this in turn helps Xiao to accomplish his often ambitious goals that could never be finished alone.

— weaknesses!

Stubborn and Dominant –
Sometimes all this confidence and willpower can go too far, and Xiao is all too capable of digging in their heels, trying to win every single debate and pushing their vision, and his alone.
Intolerant – “It’s my way or the highway” – Xiao's personality type is notoriously unsupportive of any idea that distracts from their primary goals, and even more so of ideas based on emotional considerations. Xiao won’t hesitate a second to make that fact clear to those around them.
Impatient – Xiao needs more time to think than others, an intolerable delay to quick-thinking. He may misinterpret contemplation as stupidity or disinterest in their haste, a terrible mistake for a leader to make.
Arrogant – Xiao's personality respects quick thoughts and firm convictions, their own qualities, and look down on those who don’t match up. This relationship is a challenge for most other personality types who are perhaps not timid in their own right, but will seem so beside overbearing this chinese.
Poor Handling of Emotions – All this bluster, alongside the assumed supremacy of rationalism, makes Xiao distant from their own emotional expression and sometimes downright scornful of others’. People with this personality type often trample others’ feelings, inadvertently hurting their partners and friends, especially in emotionally charged situations.
Cold and Ruthless – His obsession with efficiency and unwavering belief in the merits of rationalism, especially professionally, makes Xiao incredibly insensitive in pursuing their goals, dismissing personal circumstances, sensitivities, and preferences as irrational and irrelevant.

— Chaotic Neutral, "Free Spirit"!

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. Chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.

— Sarge, Story: Cars (2006)

You are concerned about your home, family, and community. You acquire a sense of pride when safeguarding and guiding others. A perfectionist, you believe there is a right way of doing things. Hidden beneath your need for precision and commitment to duty is a kind, loving, and devoted individual who will do anything for the ones you love.Magical Gifts: Sarge bestows the gifts of bravery, compassion, and faithfulness. If you need help getting the job done, he will motivate you with his tales of heroism and a few off-road calisthenics.
Keys to your success: Admitting you enjoy the company of those who can drive you crazy.

— july 4th.

July 4 people feel most fulfilled when representing a group of which they are proud, be it familial, regional, racial, political, economic or social. Their roots are extremely important to them and they rarely let themselves or anyone else forget where they come from. Thus, those born on July 4 are not satisfied when acting purely for personal gain, but like to make their mark as contributors to a larger effort. This is not to say that they do not like working or being alone. Long periods of solitude may be necessary for them to develop their projects or chart a course of action, but such work invariably functions within a wider social network.
Characteristically, those born on this say will make a strong or renewed commitment to well-defined group at some point in adult life: either they will strive to become its leading representative, or simply be content to function as a devoted member. In both cases July 4 people display with pride the distinct imprint of their earlier background.Periodic family gatherings play an important role in the lives of July 4 people. In America, of course, July 4 if Independence Day, and thus birthday celebrations on this day have added significance. In fact, the patriotism displayed by July 4 people is rarely of the bind “my country right or wrong” sort but more often manifests as a desire to improve the nation, or offer constructive criticism. Rarely, however, do those born on this day take no interest in larger political and social events around them or remain apathetic politically.
Often gifted empaths, July 4 people are skilled at sensing the unspoken thoughts and feelings of others. Unlike more classic empath types, however, they are better equipped to maintain objectivity in dealing with personal matters. Nonetheless, those born on this day do evidence certain unusual, even highly unusual traits which set them off from others. These may be obvious physical or psychological peculiarities or more subtle characteristics reveals only to those who know them at a much deeper level.July 4 people generally appear, on the surface, far more simple and uncomplicated than they are. This is because they often neglect or suppress the human, emotional contradictions which they believe inhibit their ability to function effectively in the world. But, ultimately, if they seek success on a higher level, the extent to which they explore and develop their own inner psychological roots and complexities marks the limits of their endeavors. Those born on this day must guard against egotism pride, arrogance and misplaced anger (even when manifested in the course of a selfless cause).NUMBERS AND PLANETS: Those born on the 4th day of the month are ruled by the number 4 and by the planet Uranus. People ruled by the number 4 have their own, often peculiar way of doing things. They can be difficult or argumentative, since they see the world differently from everyone else. Such aspects may be magnified in July 4 people. In keeping with those ruled by the number 4, it is generally of no great concern to July 4 people whether they make a lot of money or not. Through the influence of the planet Uranus, those ruled by the number 4 can be quick and explosive in their change of mood. This quality is also accentuated in July 4 people by the strong emotional influence of the Moon (Cancer’s ruler) on Uranus.TAROT: The 4th card of the Major Arcana is The Emperor, who rules over concrete and worldly things through wisdom, the primary source of his power. The Emperor is stable and wise; the force of his authority cannot be questioned. The positive associations of this card are strong willpower and steadfast energy; unfavorable qualities include being headstrong, tyrannical, even brutal. If leaders, July 4 people must beware of these latter tendencies.HEALTH: July 4 people must not overtax themselves with exhausting projects. As representatives of a group, they often view themselves in an impersonal way and may neglect their individual concerns. This can have bad ramifications for their health. Those born on this day should make a concerted effort to improve their diet, insuring themselves proper portions of fresh fruits, vegetables and grains. Regarding physical exercise, July 4 people are best suited for regular and fairly strict regimens, rather than ad hoc activities. Frequent participation in team sports may be just the thing for maintaining their strength and coordination.ADVICE: Beware of chauvinism regarding your group’s standing in society, or the world at large. Try to maintain some objectivity and criticism in this respect. Beware of blanket endorsements. Remember that you are at times free to act as an individual, beholden to no one but yourself.MEDITATION: Perhaps all events are of equal value and none can be said to be more important than any other
STRENGTHS: faithful, giving, proud
WEAKNESSES: egocentric, biased, fixed

i. background
Born of a royalty many years ago, always being the center piece of everything, each day was the same, same routine, everything stayed the same, and the male felt restless and agitated. He wanted something exciting, something that stimulated him. He wanted to explore the world, meet new people, have different encounters and use his knowledge (or better, the lack of) to something better than sitting around and being babied by servants and his parents. the worst was almost, quite literally, dying of boredom. After all, the male needed something in his life; but he wasn't quite sure what. For sure, it wasn't this lifestyle, he wanted nothing to do with it, so it didn’t take long for Xiao to finally escaped from that personal hell of his, as he ran away to the city where he used his powers to get a job and be very efficient at hacking, however, he tries to lay low in fear of his family finding out where their precious boy has disappeared.personality wise, xiao has always been the cheeky and bubbly, he loves to talk and loves to connecting with people, even though he might be a little bit awkward at the start. he tries to compensate that a lot with jokes, he's that one who makes people either angry or laugh. he does wishes that it'd be the latter for most of the time, but there's people here and there who tend to get offended by his jokes and quirks. however, he doesn't let that bring him down. usually, he gets along with anyone who's willing to give him a chance. friendship wise, he's that friend who would jump off a bridge, if someone close to him asked him.

— kinks!

the most "disturbing" kinks has to be consensual and talked about before anything happens between our muses.— yes-yes — daddy -kink, breeding (men&women), roleplay, voyerism, somnophilia, teasing, dirty talk, foreplay, fem!dom, vanilla, dom/sub, blindfolds, lingerie, age gaps, cute bubbly girls.
— maybe — degrading.
— no-no— feet, choking, watersports, scat, overly bratty women or men, there has to be balance, closed minded people, gore, blood.

— he's chinese, so he has an accent whenever he talks in korean. it's quite cute and it makes girls swoon and he knows it.
— he doesn't like coffee, but he loves drinking hot cocoa.
— he's a very picky eater.
— he can write with both of his hands effortlessly.
— if he's angry, he will let the others know.
— he doesn't cry easily and emotions are very hard for him. he comes off as cold and sometimes even cocky, but deep down he's very sensitive. he shows it only to people he's very close to.
— very artsy! likes to edit his own pictures. loves to be aesthetic!
— he loves to skate! and you will see him around the city with his trusty skateboard. sometimes he might end up with roller skates, too.
— he loves to decorate his apartment! he has taken a lot of infulence from chinese culture when he was renovating his home.
— he loves animals! especially tigers.

— he has ADHD which makes him very impulsive and explosive in certain situations.
— he loves music and he wishes he could compose a song to someone famous one day.
— he doesn't use alcohol at all.
— he hates it when people call him pretty.
— he loves the color black.
— he is very competitive. in everything he does.
— he has one tattoo in his arm. it says "Cogito ergo sum" and it means "I think, therefore I am."
— regardless of being a huge nerd, he is very active outside. he does a lot of sports, and he's very... clumsy at the times. this results him being a very regular customer at the local hospital.
— he dances, plays piano, soccer and sings on his free time.
— he finds bubbly, short and kind girls very endearing. bonus points if they can take care of his needy ass.

— bedroom!

— gaming room!

— kitchen!

— toilet & shower!

— kitchen!

— hallway!

❝i understand the whole sleep talking thing but what i don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why i’m in it.❝
❝i took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly❝
❝i drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till i woke up.❝
❝you’re the walking personification of a fart.❝
❝you’re doing this to avoid 5 minutes of work?❝
❝the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead.❝
❝i’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no❝
❝how’s your hooker doing?❝
❝my shrink told me i was crazy! well, who’s the narcissist with severe attachment disorder now?❝
❝i’m sorry, i don’t speak ‘i never get laid’.❝
❝i’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.❝
❝is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?❝
❝i don’t keep you around for your brains now do i?❝
❝hey, jackass. i see you’re more jackass-y than usual.❝
❝don’t you think that’s a little primitive?❝
❝zombie apocalypse is serious business. stop laughing.❝
❝what are you doing with that pot, bro.❝
❝if i don’t keep busy with trivial things like this i’m afraid i might start to cry.❝
❝will i be my valentine? yes i will.❝
❝i mean, how do you not have sex with me?❝
❝ is this a business decision, or is it personal? because if it’s business, i’ll go away happily. but if it’s personal i’ll go away… but i won’t be happy❝
❝i’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.❝
❝are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?❝
❝Did you not see me fall down in the parking lot?❝
❝Oh, that’s a cow. Thought it was a stop sign.❝

❝you’ve had your fun. now it’s time to get married.❝
❝okay….kill me. but screw me first.❝
❝actually, i didn’t invite you.❝
❝i had a crappy guidance counselor.❝
❝people believe in santa claus. how come i’m not getting hooked up every christmas?❝
❝this is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.❝
❝yeah, you know what? there’s a ton of lore on unicorns too. in fact, i hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!❝
❝don’t objectify me.❝
❝i’d like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.❝
❝zombie-ghost orgy, huh? well, that’s it. i’m torching everybody❝
❝dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.❝
❝for fans, they sure do complain a lot.❝
❝i found a liquor store. and i drank it.❝
❝no one dicks with ____ except me❝
❝doctor called me sick. i said true❝
❝she/he gave me a toothbrush. let’s egg his/her house.❝
❝how cute. you look like you raided a dumpster!❝
❝this isn’t right. where are the slutty male costumes?!❝
❝what you mean that the rim job isn’t for my car?❝
❝i think i’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.❝
❝i can be flexible. as long as everything is exactly the way i want it, i’m totally flexible.❝
❝all nighter, you and me. first one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.❝
❝i’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.❝
❝what about a compromise? i’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, i’ll apologize❝
❝can i touch your boob?❝
❝give me cake or give me death❝
❝you know what i like most about people? pets.❝
❝I told myself I was Jasmine, but I realize now ... I’m Jafar.❝

— meme friend.

YOUR MUSE does a lot of weird shit: some find it kinda funny and some find it quite endearing. YOUR MUSE confessed to MY MUSE by airdropping them a meme.

— blurry vision.

YOUR MUSE ends up in a bar. the night has been filled with drinks and YOUR MUSE is struggling to see what's in front of them. Their vision is blurry and they end up flirting with multiple men. Sober Xiao ends up being the one to actually approach them and ask if everything's alright.

— make me immortal with a kiss.

A camping trip. Everything goes wrong, and all they have is a tent, a little bit of food and no fire. So they end up sleeping besides each other. However, Xiao and YOUR MUSE are asleep in each other’s arms. the night is rainy and cold. Xiao feels cold and pulls YOUR MUSE closer, sleepily placing a kiss on their forehead, there might be a bit confusion at first but without a word they end up kissing passionately.

— player number two.

YOUR MUSE is awfully bad at video games. luckily, MY MUSE is a professional at it, and wants to teach YOUR MUSE to play his favorite game.

— why are you like this.

"Stop embarrassing me or I’m gonna embarrass you.” YOUR MUSE has this bickering kind of friendship with MY MUSE, they always end up bickering in public and somehow it always goes to them attempting to embarrass each other. whenever it's who's yelling "penis" louder in midst of people, or just annoying them to the point where they can't take it anymore.

— your memories feels like home to me.

We sit out by the lake with our feet dangling over the water. We've been watching the fireflies and listening to the owls as they wake to this night. it reminds us of summers when we were younger, and though we didn’t know each other then.

— what is this?

YOUR MUSE keeps questioning to themselves: is it gay to admire a friend? like seriously, it's just admiring MY MUSE, about how they smile, that's all. it's not like it's a crush because person a is 100% straight, heterosexual, no ounce of gay in them. but why does it hurt when MY MUSE is laughing with someone else?it could be jealousy: for a friend of course! yeah, just jealous that someone else took MY MUSES attention away from YOUR MUSE and that MY MUSE seems to be always in a good mood after they spoke to this 'someone else.' though, YOUR MUSE isn't jealous in 'that' way, right?

— ex. younger female.

“My past relationships are like The Walking Dead. Okay? We are all just trying to get out alive.” Some things are bittersweet. There are feelings, but both of them are too stubborn to accept them. Xiao acts like a jerk, and YOUR MUSE does too. Will they find their middle ground without fighting? Will they end up batching things up and moving on?

— ANY FC WILL DO.

— best friend, female/male.

Nothing is better than hanging out with a best friend. Xiao is very social, and needs his best friend around him at all times. They are also the person who knows everything about his life and his feelings. Deep talks are their forté.

— ANY FC WILL DO.

— friend with benefits. female.

Xiao is a sexual person, and he would be jumping all over the place without that certain someone to comfort him whenever he needs it the most.

— ANY FC WILL DO.

— sibling. male/female.

Xiao has siblings, but he isn't very fond of them. Mostly because he left them behind when he moved away, but for some reason, one of them has found their back to his life. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but it does give him the biggest shock of his life as he bumps into them.

— CHINESE FC!

— possible love interest? female.

Xiao is a simple man. When he sees something he likes, he tends to try to get close to them. He'll end up doing stupid things for them, send them love letters and make them see him. It doesn't always goes as he plans, though...

— ANY FC WILL DO.

— experimental, male.

Xiao isn't exactly into men, but there's nothing bad in trying new things, right?

— ANY FC WILL DO.